Funny Running Poems: A Hilarious Collection for Runners of All Levels

Running is a great way to get in shape, relieve stress, and have some fun. But let's be honest, it can also be tough at times. That's why we've put together this collection of funny running poems to help you keep a smile on your face even when your legs are screaming.

These poems are written by some of our favorite poets about running, and they're sure to make you laugh. So whether you're a seasoned runner or just starting out, we hope you enjoy these funny running poems.

Funny Running Poems from Google Search

by Sherpaherb

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	290 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	16 pages
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"The Runner's Lament" by Ogden Nash

>I jog and I jog and I jog and I jog, >Until I am ready to drop; >And yet, though I jog and I jog and I jog, >I never can seem to get to the top.

>I run and I run and I run and I run, >Until I am ready to fall; >And yet, though I run and I run and I run, >I never can seem to get to the wall.

>I sprint and I sprint and I sprint and I sprint, >Until I am ready to faint; >And yet, though I sprint and I sprint and I sprint, >I never can seem to get to the paint.

"The Joys of Running" by an Unknown Author

>I love to run, >It's my favorite thing to do. >I love the feel of the wind in my hair, >And the sun on my skin.

>I love the way my legs pump, >And my heart beats in my chest. >I love the feeling of accomplishment, >When I finally reach my rest.

>But most of all, >I love the way running makes me feel. >It makes me feel alive, >And it makes me feel free.

"Ode to a Runner" by William Carlos Williams

>The runner, >A creature of grace, >Moving with effortless ease, >Gliding over the ground.

>The runner, >A picture of health, >Strong and fit, >A model of human perfection.

>The runner, >An inspiration to us all, >A reminder that anything is possible, >If we just put our minds to it.

"Why I Run" by an Unknown Author

>I run because it's good for me, >It keeps me healthy and fit. >I run because it makes me happy, >It clears my head and gives me a lift.

>I run because it's a challenge, >It pushes me to my limits. >I run because it's a way to connect with nature, >And with myself.

>I run because it's a way to escape, >From the stresses of everyday life. >I run because it's a way to find myself, >And to discover what I'm capable of.

"The Running Life" by an Unknown Author

>The running life is a simple life, >But it's a life that's full of joy. >It's a life that's filled with challenges, >But it's also a life that's filled with rewards.

>The running life is a journey, >And it's a journey that's worth taking. >It's a journey that will lead you to places you never thought possible, >And it's a journey that will change your life forever.

We hope you enjoyed these funny running poems! If you have any favorite running poems of your own, please share them in the comments below.

Funny Running Poems from Google Search

by Sherpaherb

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	290 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	16 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE